Pokemon Rhapsody[Sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody]Is this the real game?Or Final Fantasy?Caught in a rock slide,No escape from realityOpen your eyes, you could be the champion,I'm just a trainer, I need no companion,Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, littlelow,Any way the grass grows doesn't really matter to me, tomeMama
just killed 'mon,Not a thought went through my head, Gary told me he wasdeadMama, my game's just begun,I've barely gone and thrown a pokéballMama, ooh, Didn't mean to make you cry,If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,Carry on, carry on as if nothing really mattersToo late, my turn has come,I'll send out Mr. Mime, Thumbs are aching all the timeGoodbye, ev'rybody, I've got to go,Gotta catch 'em all (again) and face the worldMama, ooh, I don't want to lose,I sometimes wish I'd never been named at allI see a little Pidgeotto of a man,Salamence, Salamence, will you do the MagcargoThunderbolt and Light Screen, very very frightning me!
Pretty Wild For a Manchild*This song is rated M for HONEST CONTENT.*Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!And all the homos say he's pretty wildFor a manchild.I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHINGYou know it's kind of stressfulTo run CWCville today.He's really not creative,But he fakes it anyway.He plays with children's toysAnd he's got a crazy style.But everything he lacksWell he makes up in denial!So mass debate!, Don't get a date!You know he really doesn't get it anyway.Yeah he wears a bra! Drinks jizz Fanta!But he's still straight!, But he's still straight!He's stronger than you!, Created sonichu!And don't ban him from your store or he'll call you a dirty JEW!The world needs autistics.So (Hey! Hey!) do that Tard-rage thing!Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!And all the homos say he's p