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*This song is rated M for HONEST CONTENT.*

Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!
And all the homos say he's pretty wild
For a manchild.

I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING

You know it's kind of stressful
To run CWCville today.
He's really not creative,
But he fakes it anyway.
He plays with children's toys
And he's got a crazy style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial!

So mass debate!, Don't get a date!
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Yeah he wears a bra! Drinks jizz Fanta!
But he's still straight!, But he's still straight!
He's stronger than you!, Created sonichu!
And don't ban him from your store or he'll call you a dirty JEW!
The world needs autistics.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that Tard-rage thing!

Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!
And all the homos say he's pretty wild
For a manchild.

He needs to find a heartsweet
To get hanky-panky perks.
But they didn't want to date him
'Cuz all guys are JERKS.
Now cruising in Son-chu,
He sees darkies as they pass.
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his racist ass!

He'll mass debate!, Can't get a date!
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Yeah he wears a bra! Drinks jizz Fanta!
But he's still straight!, But he's still straight!
He's stronger than you!, Created sonichu!
And don't ban him from your store or he'll call you a dirty JEW!
The world loves lolcows.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that Tard-rage thing!

Now his mom is a snorlax.
His dad's a lumberjack.
He talks like Donald duck,
Scares little children when he quacks.
Trolls say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip!

Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!

I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING

So mass debate!, Don't get a date!
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Yeah he wears a bra! Drinks jizz Fanta!
But he's still straight!, But he's still straight!
He's stronger than you!, Created sonichu!
And don't ban him from your store or he'll call you a dirty JEW!
The world needs autistics.
Oh the world loves autistics!
So let's get some more autistics
And (Hey! Hey!) do that tugboat thing!
Yeah, a Chris-Chan based version of The Offspring's "Pretty Fly [For a White Guy]". listen to it here [link] if you want to sing along!
(if you don't understand the lyrics, you might want to try reading these [link] [link])

"Pretty Fly [For a White Guy]" is owned by The Offspring. Not me.
Sonichu is owned by Jimmy Hill

:iconchrischanplz::iconsaysplz:Stay straight, kids!
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SuperShepherd52 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Somebody sing this. 
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HotaruThodt Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This is freaking genius. :iconfreeinternetplz:
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w0lfey Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student General Artist
i sang along

oh my god this is perfect
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Kartilla-Fralph Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
I sang right along.
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TeaDrinker92 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Before I even saw the lyrics to the whole parody :icontheamazinglizard:, I started thinking of Chris-chan because of the title. :iconcerealguyplz:
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SlabBulkhead Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011
Alright, you can definitely sing to it. Now all we need is for someone to put it all together into a CWCville music video.
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BullMoose1912 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's amazing.
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Student Digital Artist
glad you think so
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ToaNaruto Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
:iconkickassplz:
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Kristanni20X6 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconthisplz:
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