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*This song is rated M for HONEST CONTENT.*

Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!
And all the homos say he's pretty wild
For a manchild.

I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING

You know it's kind of stressful
To run CWCville today.
He's really not creative,
But he fakes it anyway.
He plays with children's toys
And he's got a crazy style.
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial!

So mass debate!, Don't get a date!
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Yeah he wears a bra! Drinks jizz Fanta!
But he's still straight!, But he's still straight!
He's stronger than you!, Created sonichu!
And don't ban him from your store or he'll call you a dirty JEW!
The world needs autistics.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that Tard-rage thing!

Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!
And all the homos say he's pretty wild
For a manchild.

He needs to find a heartsweet
To get hanky-panky perks.
But they didn't want to date him
'Cuz all guys are JERKS.
Now cruising in Son-chu,
He sees darkies as they pass.
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his racist ass!

He'll mass debate!, Can't get a date!
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Yeah he wears a bra! Drinks jizz Fanta!
But he's still straight!, But he's still straight!
He's stronger than you!, Created sonichu!
And don't ban him from your store or he'll call you a dirty JEW!
The world loves lolcows.
So (Hey! Hey!) do that Tard-rage thing!

Now his mom is a snorlax.
His dad's a lumberjack.
He talks like Donald duck,
Scares little children when he quacks.
Trolls say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip.
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip!

Give it to me Megan. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Ivy. JULAYY! JULAYY!
Give it to me Kacey. JULAYY! JULAYY!

I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING

So mass debate!, Don't get a date!
You know he really doesn't get it anyway.
Yeah he wears a bra! Drinks jizz Fanta!
But he's still straight!, But he's still straight!
He's stronger than you!, Created sonichu!
And don't ban him from your store or he'll call you a dirty JEW!
The world needs autistics.
Oh the world loves autistics!
So let's get some more autistics
And (Hey! Hey!) do that tugboat thing!
Yeah, a Chris-Chan based version of The Offspring's "Pretty Fly [For a White Guy]". listen to it here [link] if you want to sing along!
(if you don't understand the lyrics, you might want to try reading these [link] [link])

"Pretty Fly [For a White Guy]" is owned by The Offspring. Not me.
Sonichu is owned by Jimmy Hill

:iconchrischanplz::iconsaysplz:Stay straight, kids!
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SuperShepherd52 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
Somebody sing this. 
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HotaruThodt Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This is freaking genius. :iconfreeinternetplz:
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w0lfey Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student General Artist
i sang along

oh my god this is perfect
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Kartilla-Fralph Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012
I sang right along.
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TeaDrinker92 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Before I even saw the lyrics to the whole parody :icontheamazinglizard:, I started thinking of Chris-chan because of the title. :iconcerealguyplz:
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SlabBulkhead Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011
Alright, you can definitely sing to it. Now all we need is for someone to put it all together into a CWCville music video.
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BullMoose1912 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's amazing.
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Student Digital Artist
glad you think so
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ToaNaruto Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
:iconkickassplz:
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Kristanni20X6 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconthisplz:
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piyoh99 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I seen this guy before. But god.... He makes me and every other autistic look bad. I mean alot of people relate us to him. I may draw bad. But at least I try to draw a bit better by drawing guidlines...(I get guilty by tracing...) I used to trace. But not anymore.
But anyways from that. I think the real reason he's here is to make us feel a lot better about ourselves by comparing how better our lives are than his. I mean even a suicidal maniac might turn his life around looking at this pathetic waste of space....
And nice song by the way. Oh.
And FYI.
Sonichu's actually owned by the CWCkipedia. Not Chris anymore since he abandoned rights to it a looong time ago. Heard it from CwCki.
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Well, the real reason everyone seems to be against tracing is that too many people are doing it and claiming that it is 100% their work (and most of the time, it's clear that it's not). If you trace to learn anatomy, facial features, etc. it's not really a problem as long as you're not claiming that your drawing was original and you admit to tracing (as well as upload the picture in scraps) if you do decide to upload it.
But I'm curious... what are these "guidelines" you speak of?

Oh and by the way, I don't believe Sonichu was ever owned by Chris... he was created by Jimmy Hill and was owned by Mr. Hill until the large-scale merger with the Cwcki.
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piyoh99 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I knew that. Though I think Jimmy Hills alot better that the manchild. And the guidlines are those lines you draw when you're about to draw. I learnt that from tutorials.
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Student Digital Artist
That's what i figured you meant. And in case you're wondering... yes, guidelines are fine. In fact, it's a hell of a lot harder to draw something great without them.
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piyoh99 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh. and it reminds me. I downloaded a CWC video and my Shimejis(a screenmate program) appeared to watched it. here it was.
[link]
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:iconlinklolplz:
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piyoh99 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And one final laugh. There's a Sonic X character NAMED after him. I never watched the show. But I heard of it... So gotta go. And sorry if I wasted your time. I always tend to talk. Weird since I'm so shy In real life....
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Mushroomking1967 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
No words can describe how good this is.

Seriously, +1 Internet to you.
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diggledagger Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
holy shit.
i sang this with the orginal in the background to my friend and...wow...fits perfectly.
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ToadGirl1616 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Awesome and fun to sing along to. I applaud you.
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Student Digital Artist
many thanks
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NerdyWitchoftheWeb Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2010
This is brilliant. XD I lol'd. Like, really hard. :iconfreeinternetplz:
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karatelincoln Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2010
i'm in love
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I try
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ZombieNeith Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010
I actually sang it. Cool song, bro. :iconhurrplz:
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theamazinglizard Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010  Student Digital Artist
niiiiice. I tried to make it as singable as possible :icontrollfaceplz:
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ZombieNeith Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010
IT WORKS.
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HyperHominid Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2010   Traditional Artist
Lol, love this, nice work!
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